mother has no time for bridges…

mother’s life allows for little time to waste and she finds bridges to be tremendously inconvenient…what with people and their cars lining up congesting the surrounding roads…mother is not one to wait in line breathing in noxious exhaust odors reminiscent of those inflicted upon her by the original ronald mcdonald at the national zoo…mother can not stand for that and demanded a better way to cross the waters when she was good and ready to make her crossing where and when it suited her in the style to which she is accustomed…

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